Friday, 30 September 2011

Pitch your book in 25 words

Next weekend I'm doing a gig at Wordstock, a festival of words organised by 26, an organisation that aims to "inspire a greater love of words, in business and in life." They call them gigs in order to play on the Woodstock/Wordstock thing but I promise I will not have a guitar with me, and I will not sing, not even a little bit.

But you have the opportunity to send a part of yourself to Wordstock with me, in my briefcase. Here's how.

My gig is about pitching your/our/a book in a few words. It's about hooks and blurbs and straplines and all manner of pithy succinctity. I will spend a bit of time demonstrating the necessary ingredients of a great hook and then we will have a shot at creating them - either from our own books or from books we know and love, or even hate.

One thing we will do is analyse some actual or imagined hooks and brainstorm what's wrong and right with them. This is where you come in: would you like to sling your hook this way and let us analyse it?

You would? Fantastic! So, give us your max-25-word hook/pitch in the comments below. Then, blog readers can comment on them and we will discuss some at Wordstock. I will report back with what we thought.

To get you started, here are some tips for hooks - tips, not rules, but do be careful about how and why you would break the rules.
  • Focus on the main character only
  • Include (with knobs on) the conflict/goal/problem
  • Make us care by highlighting what the MC will lose if he fails - the stakes
Over to you. Fiction, non-fiction, whatever - pitch it to us and make us desperate to read it.

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOOK

Really interested in this video on David Maybury's blog, which I came across last week. People are criticising trade publishers a lot at the moment - and I have some criticism myself - but I was inspired by the people in this video. I love their real passion for what they do. I love their knowledge and their willingness to share with each other. They are looking ahead; they are being positive, ambitious, creative, lateral, generous, wide-thinking and free-thinking.

Too often nowadays we see people from one part of publishing industry sniping at the other - authors against publishers, publishers against self-publishers, literary against commercial, commercial against literary, paper against digital, unpublished against published, "indie" against "legacy"; we even argue about the names and their relative legitimacy. But these people just love books and words and they don't allow themselves to be restricted or blinkered by notions of what a book is or what it should be, as long as it's full of great creativity.

They are thinking outside the book.

However. Let no one forget that it's an author's mind that creates the words in the book and dreams up stories that sing. And let no one forget that we don't need technogizmery to do that. All we need is time, food and heartsong, a few people round a fire to listen, and we can then create mountains in your mind and spin the blood in your heart and ripple waves of laughter that will make you forget the ink and paper or the silicone gadgetry, however beautiful and clever.

Not a snipe at all. Just asking you not to forget what writing is, and where it comes from.

[Edited to add: yesterday I was at an event where an agent talked about an editor's job as "Publishing the gleam in the author's eye." Thus spake someone else passionate about the art of the author.]

Monday, 26 September 2011

YOUR SYMPATHY IS REQUIRED

I am not here. As you read this I will be relaxing by doing some school talks in Devon for the Appledore Festival. How is this relaxing, I hear you ask?

Because yesterday a very stressful thing will have happened and anything will be relaxing by comparison.

What is this thing?

My parents will have been in the audience of an event I'm doing. For the first time. Ever.

My parents.

Yes.

Thank you for your concern. Normal service will resume when I have recovered.

(Edited to add: I did it! They came! They were impressed! Everything was lovely! That deserves exclamation marks and other sparkly things!)

Friday, 23 September 2011

LISTEN WITH CRABBIT

Today's Audioboos answer several questions. Badly, I confess.

First, I attempt to answer Captain's Black's vexed question about pitching a cross-genre novel. Mumbles, mumbles, gah and gah again.

And then, as if that were not enough, I attempt even more pathetically-and-yet-with-some-futile-attempt-at-authority to answer Vanessa Gebbie's question about how to use the internet without wasting time. Me? Not waste time? WHY did she ask me?

However, I then get back on track by giving a fairly uncategorical opinion for Anonymous as to whether it's sensible to pay someone to crit your work if the person hasn't published a book or had any experience of working on the editorial side of a publisher. So there.

ALL these answers are up for discussion. Comments? Help!

And more questions, please!

Thursday, 22 September 2011

WEEDING OR EDITING

This is adapted from a much earlier post, but that one has been lost in the tangle of brambles and ivy, and I thought it could do with an airing. Especially since I'm in the middle of a novel revision and editing is uppermost in my mind.

I guess that the possible methods for self-editing are similar to the possible methods for weeding your garden.
  1. Go from one end to the other, picking out all the weeds carefully.
  2. Wander about, picking out weeds as you see them.
  3. Decide that weeds are just plants with more determination and that, since everything is equal in God's eyes, they should be allowed to remain. (Please don't take this view of the weeds in your book. Not if you want to be published and read.)
Then I decided that this analogy is rubbish and that, as with all analogies, it is aesthetically pleasing and yet practically pointless.

There are, in fact, only three things you need to think about when weeding your garden:
  1. You need to know the difference between a weed and a plant.
  2. And you just have to get rid of the damned weeds. Doesn't matter how - just do it.
  3. No matter how carefully you do it, you'll find more weeds at the end, because the removal of one weed often reveals another lurking beneath.
I decided that this is not complete rubbish after all and is a pretty good analogy for editing your own work, because:
  1. You need to know what possible errors you're looking for - the difference between a good sentence / plot structure and a crappy one, just as you need to know what's a weed and what's not.
  2. And you just need to get rid of the errors.
  3. And when you've got rid of one lot, another lot is revealed.
  4. So you get rid of them.
  5. And so on.
  6. Until your piece of work is weed-free.
Would you like any help with the identification of weeds? I am here for you, as ever. There are two categories of weeds in your literary garden.

CATEGORY ONE WEEDS are the choking bindweedy ones, which threaten to take over your roses and throttle the life-blood from them. (There are actually many of these in my real garden and at least one in my WIP.) These must be removed early on, by the roots, otherwise your roses cannot grow and your garden, frankly, is fit only for slugs and other vermin. It is, in the words of Rab C Nesbit, pish. Examples are:
  • Poor characterisation - either in your MCs or your supporting acts. Do your characters always behave as they should? Does the reader like / respect/ identify with / feel for the MC? (We don't need to do all those things, but we have to care.)
  • Pace problems - I wrote about that here.
  • Tension issues - where is the tension? Is it in the right place? Is it satisfied at the right time?
  • Voice slippages - see here.
  • Major POV slippages - here you are.
  • Story structure / shape / arc problems - over here.
  • Saggy middle - hmm. I went searching for posts about saggy middles but kept finding myself mentioning them but never tackling them. This is rather the case in real life, too. I will have to tackle the saggy middle. Soon.
  • Crappy ending - here.
  • Story starting in the wrong place - gosh, I'm good to you.
  • And a lot more - which is not very helpful of me but I have a book to write.
To be honest, you really shouldn't have let most of these anywhere near your garden in the first place. If you are a beginner writer, your book may be littered with these horrors, but a more experienced writer will avoid almost all of them before they appear.

CATEGORY TWO WEEDS are smaller things, which all writers will find in their first drafts and which we will apply the weeding gloves to with a commendable ruthlessness. Our editors and copy-editors and proof-readers will pick up any that we didn't spot but we want to leave as little as possible for these people. It's our book, not theirs. (Also, publishers nowadays don't like to use editors etc more than they need to. Grrr.) Category Two weeds are like those dainty things that try to pretend they're real flowers. Sometimes my husband thinks they are and he leaves them. Sometimes he takes out the pretty flowers instead. He is like a novice writer when it comes to weeding, which in his case it usually doesn't, actually. Examples are:
  • Places where tweaks should be made to clarify characterisation / motivation / credibility.
  • Clunky sentences - sentences where you have clustered a collection of clauses in an ugly order, for example, making it hard for the reader to read.
  • Minor POV or voice slippage.
  • Places where thre's too much telling when showing would have been better. Extraneous adverbs.
  • Continuity issues - eg saying that the MC leapt onto the horse's bare back and then later mentioning the stirrups. I have done this. Oh and then there was the one [which made it through all the copy-editors and all the way into the printed book] where a girl flings open the door of a room which ten minutes before I'd said was locked on the other side...
  • Typos, spelling errors, punctuation etc etc. And yes, there will be some in this post. I'll find them eventually. But probably not all of them, because this is a blog post and I can change it later. So shut up, please.
  • Anything that doesn't sound absofrigginglutely perfect when you read it aloud, imagining that your audience consists of fidgety people who are assuming you've got nothing interesting to tell them and they're desperate to leave.
When you've done all that, there's only one more thing to do. Do it again. And possibly again. 

One of the problems is that the weed you removed may have hidden roots. You will have noticed the same in books: if you change one thing, you'll find you have created knock-on effects which now have to be dealt with. So, you do have to remove weeds and plot problems by the root and make sure you've not forgotten any tendrils. I suggest keeping a notebook as you revise and jotting down things you've changed, so that you can check that you've found all the consequences. However, this is a bit methody for me and I prefer the madness approach and the constant re-reading.

And when you're quite sure that no weed is peeping up between the soil of your well-raked flower-border, then you can let an agent or publisher see it. By which time, a previously invisible seed will have begun to sprout, and what you thought was perfection won't be. That's because perfection is unattainable in writing as in gardening, and you have to get over it.

Have I answered your questions? Probably not. See, I don't really have a method. I just do it. And do it again. I honestly think once you can identify the weeds, pulling them out is not that difficult. You can choose whatever weeding method works for you: just get rid of the little buggers.

Oh, and by the way, spell-check and grammar-check are the equivalent of weed-killer: they don't let anything grow. They kill indiscriminately and remove control from the gardener. They may have their place for some people but they are not enough for anyone. Real writers use their hands.

Here's one I made earlier, with not a weed in sight. (Obviously a lot earlier, since this is September and those are not Septemberish seedlings.)

Monday, 19 September 2011

AUTHOR PLATFORMS - MY SOCIETY OF AUTHORS CONF PRESENTATION

During the conference event that I mentioned here, I said I would make my powerpoint presentation available to anyone who wanted to see it. So, I include the link below.

Please note - it can't make full sense without me there to talk about it. This was just the bare bones and there was a great deal of explanation about each slide. Also, the formatting has disappeared in the transition to Google docs - and the pretty pics on my intro slide have gone!

People seemed interested - though also a bit daunted by my apparent energy, I heard afterwards. Don't be daunted - I'm a lazy cow, really. When I'm not being lazy, however, I do a lot of public-speaking and am now being approached by publishers to come and talk to their authors about platforms and author marketing. I can also do focused workshops on Twitter and blogging. If you would like your publisher to invite me to speak to you and your fellow authors, ask them to get in touch! I also love speaking at writers' conferences and have been booked to speak at the York Festival of Writing again next year.

And, if there's demand, I plan an Edinburgh event purely on platform-building, next year. Let me know, either via comments, or Twitter, whether you'd be interested.

Meanwhile, I hope this is useful to you. The link is here.

Saturday, 17 September 2011

RESOURCES FOR ONLINE PLATFORM-BUILDING

Today I'm speaking at the Society of Authors conference in Edinburgh. My topic is Building an Online Platform and I will first be explaining to the audience that in forty minutes it is impossible to say even a decent fraction of what they need to know, and therefore that I will be putting a small resource list on my blog.

So, here it is! It is only supposed to be a starting point for beginners and to follow on from what I will have said in my talk, but do feel free to add things in the comments.

Friday, 16 September 2011

LISTEN WITH CRABBIT

Unusually, a second Friday post for you, following from this morning's Litlinks. There must be a good reason for me to do something so apparently unnecessary...

Yep. I am speaking at the Society of Authors conference tomorrow and since I'm going to be haranguing people into using different media for their blogs and online presence, I thought I should follow my own advice and at least set a good example. Besides, I've never been known to pass up the chance to talk.

So, the other day, I asked you what questions you'd like me to answer and you started off with a nice selection. Please, keep them coming.

I decided that the first one I'd answer would be Clare's, with Dan's supplementary one. My answer is in two parts. First, the proper answer. And then the PS, in which I clarify a couple of points from the first one. It was all informal and unprepared, as I want to make these just like a Q&A after an event. Therefore, excuse any waffling or sidetrackedness or stumbling. Or anything, really. It's me, unplugged and unedited and off the cuff.

So, here is the main answer. And here is an important PS, because I wasn't clear about something. AND please note: When I suggest 90-100k words as something to aim for, I am talking about that as tending to be the shorter end of what you're aiming at, not the longer, because we were talking about minimums. Gah, hard to be accurate in off-the-cuff talking! Nevertheless, I think it's a lovely length for a novel.

And here, for future reference, is my very own audioboo channel. As you can see, it's a bit lonely at the moment.

Enjoy! I did - and I plan to do a lot more of this. It's a hell of a lot easier than writing.

Do ask me some more questions below.

CRABBIT'S LITLINKS 8

Becky did a fab job of last Friday's Crabbit Litlinks but frankly I don't pay her enough to ask her to do it again. On the other hand, she does most of the research anyway...

But, you'll need to be quick because, exceptionally, I have another post going out later today. Watch this space!

WEIGHTY LITLINKS
Recycling titles? http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2011/sep/09/jeremy-paxman-alistair-darling

A review of children’s book trailers http://publishingperspectives.com/2011/03/ultimate-childrens-ya-book-trailers/

An agent’s view on submission responses http://jetreidliterary.blogspot.com/2011/09/no-youre-wrong-and-heres-why.html

What are we going to do about Amazon reviews? http://ereads.com/2011/09/the-subjectivity-of-amazon-reviewer-objectivity.html  They are such a strange animal, so powerful and yet so subversive.

LIGHT LITLINKS

A really good typo http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2011/sep/12/shift-typo-romantic-novel-susan-andersen

Agatha Christie Surfing http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/jul/29/agatha-christie-hercule-poirot-surfing-secret

Incredible libraries from around the world http://twistedsifter.com/2010/08/libraries-around-the-world/

A note from JD Salinger to his maid is now worth $50,000 http://flavorwire.com/209062/an-annoying-note-from-salinger-to-his-maid-could-sell-for-50k

I'll be blogging again tomorrow because I'm speaking about author platforms at the Society of Authors conference and I will have a resource list for you all. I've got events for the next three weekends so if I appear a little tired...

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

SOCIETY OF AUTHORS SHORT STORY TWEETATHON

Something fun, inspirational, creative, useful and collaborative. As part of its campaign to save the short story format on BBC Radio 4, the Society of Authors has come up with a wonderful wheeze, and anyone on Twitter (that's anyone, right?) can join in.

Launching on 14 September 2011 for five consecutive weeks, Simon Brett, Neil Gaiman, Joanne Harris, Ian Rankin and Sarah Waters will lead a Short Story Tweetathon in which tweeters can collaborate to write a short story in 670 characters. (I think ?? the maths have gone a bit wonky there but never mind... 5 x 140 is 700; less the 5 x 9 characters occupied by #soatale and a space, and you have, by my admittedly not very reliable calculation, 655. But what are a few characters between authors?)

Here are the details.

I'll be doing it. Will you?

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

SOUND AND FURY

Just an excuse to quote from my favourite play really, as there's no fury whatsoever in this post. Sorry to disappoint you.

No, just that I'm going all trendy and starting to do some Audioboo thingummies. If you don't know what an audioboo recording sounds like, click here to hear me talk briefly - briefly because Audioboo doesn't let you do anything other than briefly -  about Write to be Published.

Anyway, I did not bring you here today to force you to listen to my voice. No, I thought that a five minute audio thingy might be an ideal way for me to answer your questions. Just like a Q&A at the end of a talk, except one question at a time, posed by YOU, the glorious readers.

So, in the comments below - what questions would you like me to answer? Writing-related, please. *frowns sternly*

Monday, 12 September 2011

READY TO BE PUBLISHED?

Yesterday, I did a workshoppish eventish thing for aspiring writers at the Stirling Off the Page festival and I promised that I'd put something from it up here. I'd created a list of questions that I think writers need to ask themselves to assess their readiness for publication. And here it is!

If you find the questions hard to answer, that suggests you and your book are not yet ready for publication.

How ready are you for publication?

Your genre and your readers – knowing your book
1. How well do you know your readers? What books do they read? Name three books. (You should be able to do this immediately, without struggling.)
2. Do you read and love the books your readers like? Are you an expert in your genre?
3. Why do they read? (Eg: Pure pleasure/escapism? To be challenged? To have their thoughts provoked? To learn? To identify?)
4. What do they want in a book? (Eg: Happy ending? To be scared? Action? Reflection?)
5. What would be your dream review comment?
6. On a scale of 1-10, how closely does your book match that expectation? Are you good enough yet?
7. Is your book more commercial or literary? How realistically can you place your book on that continuum? Are you comfortable with its position? (This is about how well you understand your market and how committed you are to this writing.)

Ingredients - fiction
8. In a sentence, what is your MC’s main problem/goal and what will happen if he fails?
9. Do you think that is enough? Are the stakes high enough? (Different genres have different requirements in this respect.)
10. If your MC is asleep right now, what will be his first thought on waking? (This indicates how well you know him/her and how deeply in your head he is.)
11. Have you thought about and worked at voice, pace and pov? Are they appropriate for genre? (If you haven't thought about these or feel uncertain, Write to be Published has much to help you.)

Ingredients – non-fiction
12. What are the competing books?
13. How is yours different?
14. Who needs your book? (Define your readers.)
15. Have you matched the voice/tone to that need? Have you written what those readers need and want?

Research and submission
16. Have you started to research publishers and agents?
17. Are you reading blogs/books about how to become published?
18. Are you networking or at least prepared to? (You may need to buy Tweet Right! £2.74 on Kindle or the free Kindle app for laptops etc.)

General
19. If it became obvious that this book won’t be published, what would you do? (If you would give up, then you don't have the right mindset for a published writer. You should be writing your next book while submitting the first - no agent or publisher wants or will take a one-book-wonder.)

Do those questions make sense? Have they challenged you or provoked you to aim higher or work harder, or to be patient? Do they daunt you or inspire you?

I'd love to know!

Most interesting question from the audience: "How do you tweet while drying your hair?"

EASY.

Saturday, 10 September 2011

DISAPPEARING SIDEBAR INFO....

IMPORTANT note to all new arrivals here: Blogger has eaten my sidebar info and spewed it all at the bottom of the blog. Go down there and you'll see my other info, Facebook, Twitter, book covers etc etc, as well as recent posts, topics/labels and my favourite writing blogs.

OLA!

Apologies for my absence over the last ten days and thanks to wonderful Becky for taking over and replying to comments. And for her great Crabbit Litlinks on Friday. Where was I? On holiday. In Spain.

Do I have some souvenirs? Oh yes. A very sharp knife and a narrow escape from a sinister landlady.

Anyway, please bear with me while I rush to prepare and deliver a few weeks of many speaking events around the UK. In fact, the first event is tomorrow, Sunday 11th Sept, when I'm speaking to aspiring writers in Stirling, and my plan is to ask them to write down some questions they'd like me to answer on this blog. And then I will spend the next couple of weeks bringing you answers, in my usual obliging way.

Meanwhile, I must get back to therapy as I try to expunge the memory of glaring eyes, howling wolves, a lethal and treacherous road with only two precipices, locked gates, barred windows, the entire absence of a single other guest, and a refusal to provide milk with the coffee. Or plates with lunch. Or lunch.

Meanwhile, if anyone can tell me what the dish which appeared on a menu in English as "Muffed in green souce" could possibly be, please comment below.

(I hasten to add that we loved Spain and had a fab time. And will return. But not to the strange hotel with the scary lady.)

Friday, 9 September 2011

CRABBIT'S LITLINKS 7

Crabbit's Friday Litlinks are brought to you by Becky Hearne, my wonderful assistant, otherwise known on Twitter as @Bookshop_becky.

Over to you, Becky!

Becky dons the Crabbit hat and her best pair of shoes. Looks around with a hint of nervousness.


WEIGHTY LITLINKS

1. An argument against agent-publishers (by an agent). I tend to agree with him, but on the other hand, I have heard of some authors now requesting their agents to consider it. (Publishing Perspectives)

2. French publishers are launching a campaign to help indie booksellers, on the basis that indies promote debut authors. As someone who used to work in an indie, I'm glad that the publishers are acknowledging that bestselling "word-of-mouth" books often begin their journey with an independent bookseller. (The Bookseller)

3. "No, we shouldn't just Google it"
: sales of reference books are declining year-on-year, which isn't surprising considering the first stop for most people now is a search engine. Do you still own a dictionary? I do, and I wouldn't give it away, but I have to confess I don't use it often. (The Independent)

4. I heartily disagree with the beginning assumption in this article, but it's interesting nonetheless. Author Wendy McClure began the Twitter account @HalfPintIngalls  for a bit of fun when she was toying with the idea of writing about Laura Ingalls Wilder: "I didn't want to turn HalfPint into advertising for the book, but working on Twitter really helped me...to gauge the way people responded to her". It's yet another example of how Twitter is useful for authors, provided you don't view it as a blanket advertising tool. (npr.com)


5. I'm going to take this opportunity whilst Nicola's away from her desk (and left me in charge of the blog, mwhaha), to put up this link. Wasted has been shortlisted for the Scottish Children's Book Award 2011, which is fabulous news. Congratulations, Nicola! The video in the link is Nicola talking about Wasted, and reading a section.

LIGHT LITLINKS

1. Have a look at this fascinating online exhibition: "In the early 1920s, noteworthy visitors to Frank Shay's bookshop at 4 Christopher Street [Greenwich Village] began autographing the narrow door that opened onto the shop's office....This exhibition reconstructs the bookshop and its community...Artifacts gathered from across the Ransom Center's collections provide audiences with documentation of the shop's operations and the lives and careers of its customers." (via the The New York Times)

2. I'd never seen this video before: Kurt Vonnegurt explaining the shapes of stories with a chalkboard. I'm fairly certain writing is more complicated than he suggests, but it's very entertaining. I especially like the 10 seconds he spends saying BORING whilst drawing a vertical line downwards. (kottke.org)

3. Geoff Dyer writes about how he treats his books. How do you treat yours? I tend to drop mine in the bath by accident. (The New York Times)

Wednesday, 7 September 2011

MRS DARCY VISITS, BRINGING ALIENS

Today, my blog has been invaded by aliens, barely controlled by Jonathan Pinnock. I tried to tell him that this was no666tonbutarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhh...

YOU WILL LET THE MAN SPEAK, MRS MORGAN


"Yes. I will." *eyes wobble alarmingly*

Over to Jonathan.


MRS DARCY VERSUS THE ALIENS
On page 246 of Nicola’s excellent book, Write to be Published, (you have all got a copy, haven’t you?), she makes a very flattering reference to me being a rare case of someone who’d managed to get a book deal after posting instalments of my book online. I was particularly pleased to be used as an example because I’m a long-time reader of this excellent blog, [NM bows] and I thought it might be nice to repay the compliment by telling you how it actually happened.


Towards the end of 2009 I had a problem. I was around 10,000 words into a high-concept novel (Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens) that I’d been writing on and off for two years and I had a sickening feeling that if I ever did manage to motivate myself to finish the thing it would never get published. The main problem was that when I’d originally dreamt the book up, back in 2007, the concept of a sequel to Pride and Prejudice with added aliens was pretty radical. However, after that zombie book (I’m sorry, but I can’t bring myself to name it) [NM – you’ll be glad to know that I actually haven’t a clue what you’re talking about] came out in early 2009, what I was writing now looked like a wannabe bandwagon-jumper.


You may ask why I’d only written 10,000 words in those two years. First, I had very little idea how to write a novel and took ages to get going. More importantly, the arrival of TZB [NM – The Zombie Butler? Birdbath? Bathysphere? Bob?] had dampened my enthusiasm to the point where it was lying, sodden, in the gutter of my dreams. Worse, the word on the street was that publishers were, several months on from TZB, no longer interested in mash-ups. The bandwagon had left town.


The trouble was, I still liked those 10,000 words. More importantly, so did my writer friends, who kept badgering me to write some more. Time to take radical action. Why not serialize the thing? That way I could see if it really would find an audience. Not only would that give me a reason to continue writing it, but it might just provide a publisher with enough evidence to take it on.


I decided on 100 bi-weekly blog posts, plus prologue and epilogue, which gave me two spare days in case of disaster if I ran it over a year. My 10K words gave me two and a half months in the can, so I could at least run it for that long to see if it was going to fly.


Unbelievably, it worked, and in November 2010 I signed a contract with Proxima Books, with Salt Publishing (Proxima’s parent) committing to it being a lead title for 2011!


However, before you all leap to the conclusion that the answer to all your publishing prayers is to stick your WIP online, I offer a few words of caution, if only because Nicola will shout at me otherwise. [NM – I was just getting ready to do that.] Quite right too: generally speaking, this isn’t a remotely advisable thing to do.


So why did it work for me? Here are some contributory factors: none sufficient, but all necessary.


1) Writing: OK, I’ll put aside false modesty for a moment and claim that it was actually pretty well written.


2) Structure: the story broke down well into easily-digestible 600-700 word chunks, with plenty of gags in each one and a punchline or cliffhanger at the end. This suited my way of writing – by nature I’m a short story writer and this was the first time I’d ever coaxed a narrative beyond 3000 words.


3) Marketing: I already had a reasonable social networking footprint on Twitter, Facebook, my own blog and various writing forums and I used these aggressively (although I hope not annoyingly) to promote the serialisation. I also spent a long time doing the rounds of other blogs, pestering them to feature it. I also produced a couple of very silly YouTube promo videos that (ahem) proved to be a bit of a talking point. It was a question of trying anything I could think of, and it was a LOT of work.


So would it have found a publisher if I hadn’t done this? No idea. Would I have finished it? That’s a more interesting question, and I think the answer is: unlikely. In the end, the most important thing about serialising my first novel was that complete strangers ended up wanting me to keep writing it. So would I do it again? Almost certainly not. But never say never, eh?


Oh, and I almost forgot to mention. It’s out now. Do get yourselves a copy. I think you might enjoy it.

Sorry, I think Nicola has disappeared. I'm sure she'll be back.

Monday, 5 September 2011

CRABBIT-BOX GUEST: Helen Yendall - Getting It Word-Perfect

The Crabbit-box is a series of posts where guests come and sound off about something book- or writing-related and I give them free rein. Ish. Today's guest is Helen Yendal and Helen knows that I somewhat disagree with her on this point. Please add your comments.

If you'd like to contribute to the Crabbit-Box, please see the Over To You page above. There is obviously no payment but you (again obviously) retain all rights.