I hope you would never do any of these things.
I have seen versions of all these awful query attempts so I know they are not exaggerated. Some people laugh at them - I tend to wince, partly because I have done similar things myself in the distant past.
Don't do it!
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Good God I love that website SO much x
I'd never seen that website before. Thanks for the link.
I'm sorry, but ROFLMAO! I laughed so hard I cried. Those are too dang funny. Thanks for the morning laugh. You just made my weekend.
S
Were those for real? Good grief!
Julie xx
I love slush pile hell! It helps me NOT to do any of those things.
They truly are too ridiculous to be fictional. I mean, no one would ever make up something like that let alone write it for real?
Oh, I think I might just have an explanation for your migraine.... :-)
Those are hysterical! I so a few of them flying around Twitter yesteday - fun... and disturbing :)
That site is a rare blend of being an educational tool as well as comedy gold :)
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