Friday 23 July 2010

SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND

I hope you would never do any of these things.

I have seen versions of all these awful query attempts so I know they are not exaggerated. Some people laugh at them - I tend to wince, partly because I have done similar things myself in the distant past.

Don't do it!

9 comments:

CarlyB said...

Good God I love that website SO much x

fairyhedgehog said...

I'd never seen that website before. Thanks for the link.

Scott said...

I'm sorry, but ROFLMAO! I laughed so hard I cried. Those are too dang funny. Thanks for the morning laugh. You just made my weekend.

S

Julie P said...

Were those for real? Good grief!

Julie xx

Alleged Author said...

I love slush pile hell! It helps me NOT to do any of those things.

Rosalind Adam said...

They truly are too ridiculous to be fictional. I mean, no one would ever make up something like that let alone write it for real?

catdownunder said...

Oh, I think I might just have an explanation for your migraine.... :-)

Jemi Fraser said...

Those are hysterical! I so a few of them flying around Twitter yesteday - fun... and disturbing :)

Brad Jaeger said...

That site is a rare blend of being an educational tool as well as comedy gold :)